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Thursday, 5 January 2012

A Glass of Champagne

Hello readers! Here is a great joke I heard on the internet, but I've modified it a bit:


A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas.  The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.
The Swede ran out of the restaurant and went to Ikea.
The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass.
The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation.
The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne.
The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all.
The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne.
The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Americans.
The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.
Manga Queen

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