Hilarious Jokes

Hello readers!

A friend sent me this email, and I had to post it, its hilarious!:

I knew a girl that was so stupid that.......
1. She called me to get my phone number.

2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because
she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and
starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long

she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the £1
store.

12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the
22 bus twice instead.
If you don't laugh, visit the doctor! 

Hope you like them!
Manga Queen